When you finally get back to prep school you're sure to be a hit with the upperclassmen sporting these kicks on your feet. These shoes are a power statement: saying, Get off my lawn, sonny! Nobody wearing these kicks ever brooked any bs from the hoi poloi, that's for sure. Don't be the kook in the Brooks Brothers suit when you might as well be wearing board shorts and a spiffy pair of these loungers. Pretty much every co-ed will be begging for your phone number, texting you nudie pics from her dorm and generally making a nuisance of herself. But given your acumen and low standards you can take it. Here at TheUhuru we have faith in you; we're your portable Sunday best even on the worst day of the week. Look out below, you sons of biscuits, daddy's home.

* Canvas fabric construction
* EVA outsoles and 2.5cm flat platform heel
* Fabric lining and cushioned footbed
* Hand or machine wash with cold water only